Trump Parade No Kings Protests
Join Us on June 14th as We Push Back with Satire, Solidarity & the No Kings Movement
On June 14th, Donald Trump plans to roll tanks, troops, and toxic nostalgia down Main Street America in a desperate display of authoritarian pageantry. While his loyalists cheer the theatrics, the rest of us see it for what it is: a PR stunt wrapped in a uniform, draped in danger.
At TrumpStartedTheFire.com, we don’t just protest — we parody, we publish, and we push back with purpose.
🛑 A Nation Responds: Protests Planned Across the Country
Thankfully, we’re not alone. Across the country, people are standing up to resist this authoritarian spectacle.
Together with our friends at No Kings, protests are being organized from coast to coast. Americans of all backgrounds are joining forces to say no to fascism, no to cults of personality, and no to rewriting history through parade optics.
📍 Find a protest near you on the No Kings interactive map:
👉 Protest Map
Whether you show up with signs, songs, or sarcasm — your voice matters. And this is the moment to use it.
🔥 What We’re Doing
At TrumpStartedTheFire.com, we’ve launched a full suite of anti-Trump resistance tools leading up to the parade:
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✅ Free Protest Posters to print, share, and carry
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✅ A Protest Anthem you can blast on the way to the rally
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✅ The Trump Joke Book, packed with 100+ original jokes, parodies, and satirical roasts
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✅ Anti-MAGA Apparel & Merch that lets your wardrobe speak louder than words
Every item sold fuels the movement — with a portion of profits donated to organizations like No Kings, who are doing the boots-on-the-ground work to keep democracy alive.
🧠 Why This Matters
This isn’t just about one man’s ego — it’s about the erosion of truth, the glorification of force, and the normalization of authoritarian behavior. When we fail to challenge propaganda, we become passive participants in our own undoing.
But when we gather, when we laugh, when we fight back with courage and creativity — we remind the world that America isn’t his to command.
💥 What You Can Do
- Join a protest near you via No Kings Protest Map
- Download our free posters or print one of your own
- Wear your resistance — grab merch that sparks conversation
- Share the protest anthem and book with others who need a laugh and a lifeline
This parade might be his performance,
But the resistance? That’s our movement.
See you in the streets — and in the satire.
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– The Trump Started the Fire Team