Trump Starter the Fire – Greetings

Satire. Resistance. Style. 🔥

As Donald Trump prepares to parade himself through the streets once again, we’re choosing to respond the best way we know how:
With humor, heat, and unapologetic protest.

Welcome to TrumpStartedTheFire.com — a digital hub for patriots who still believe in facts, freedom, and the First Amendment. We’re not here to stay silent. We’re here to roast the regime, rally the resistance, and remind the country that authoritarianism doesn’t have the final word.

🧨 WHY WE EXIST

Let’s be clear: Trumpism is not a joke — but sometimes the only way to face it is to joke back, louder, bolder, and smarter.

This site is our satirical protest:

• A store filled with anti-MAGA merchandise built to make a statement (and spark conversations)

• A Trump joke book that roasts The Don with over 100 original jokes, spoofs, and parodies

• A free protest anthem and downloadable posters to amplify your voice at rallies and online

✊🏽 THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT LAUGHS

This is about fighting the slow creep of authoritarianism with the sharpest weapon we have left: the truth, cloaked in comedy.

Trump has undermined democratic institutions, stoked division, and built a personality cult with help from enablers in the media and government. His parade is not a celebration — it’s a show of power designed to distract from failure, corruption, and real danger.

We won’t let that go unchecked.

💥 HOW WE FIGHT BACK

We fight with:

• Conviction – We believe Trumpism threatens democracy and dignity.

• Satire – Because if we don’t laugh, we might just scream.

• Solidarity – A portion of every purchase is donated to organizations fighting the good fight — including groups like No Kings, which push back against rising fascism and promote justice, truth, and accountability.

🎉 JOIN THE MOVEMENT

You’re not just buying a shirt, a book, or a sticker — you’re making a statement.
You’re joining a chorus of voices refusing to normalize the absurd.
You’re standing up — with humor in your heart and fire in your gut.

👉 Explore the merch
📖 Grab the joke book
📥 Download your posters
🎵 Crank up the protest anthem

And if you show up at the Trump parade, show up LOUD.
Because he may have started the fire —
but we’re the ones burning it all down with truth.